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Aug262008
Idea Factory 26/08/2008
Idea #26
Sikhs must stop saying that Singh is Kinng depicts their community in a distorted manner and instead improve their naming conventions. With names like Happy and Lucky, how can you not sue Google for virtual sexual harassment, for having a button on their homepage that goes ‘I’m feeling Lucky?’. I don’t think Lucky would like it too much though. (Credit: MadHat)
Idea #27
Our elders must stop frowning in disgust when their children tell them they went to watch Hancock. It’s not a porn movie, uncles and aunties. Hancock is not suggestive: it’s an American surname, their God-forsaken Vice President is named ‘Dick Cheney’, so accept it already as their culture. Now you know what Russell Peters was talking about when you named your child Hardik, and the Americans went WTF when he signed up for an H1.
Idea #28
RGV must stop making ’scary’ films, because, invariably, we’re scared of watching every film he makes, for different reasons, of course. It’s a real pity: the last DVD rental shop I went to had his movies listed under the ‘Comedy’ section.
Idea #29
Snoop Dogg must learn how to pronounce ‘Punjab’. If I ever catch him go ‘Poon-Jaab’ again, I of Kannada birth, swear to Kempegowda’s grave that I’ll make the whole city call him ‘Snoop Daagu’. You make a step towards our culture, mate, and we’ll make one towards yours. If you don’t take this threat seriously, ask the guys who gave us ‘Desert Rose’ - Shtingu and Chebbu Mami.
Idea #30
And finally, Chiranjeevi must also stop saying that his is a ‘pro-poor’ party, because you cannot have a ‘pro-poor’ party and also have a VIP lounge in your party office. And what’s the gigantic LCD television going to do: play videos to entertain people? I suggest this Thriller-meets-Dracula-meets-Aerobic-act video because a) it entertains as hell and b) it’ll work towards reducing the queue at your party office.
And after all that he has the nerve to say that ‘we’ called him into politics? Look, if he’s good at charity, let him do just that: charity. Why enter politics? Why take up real-estate in Hyderabad for a party office? Why create a stampede at Tirupati? Why make me waste a slot for an Idea? Y?
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1conoclast
001
12:42 am
2S,
Boy, AM I glad at your return!!! This was sorely missing from the site. Your hiatus seems to have done your SoH a wallop of good! Where DID you go?
Snoop-Daagu!!! HOOT!!!
sanjukta
002
12:52 am
@1con
you bet. We so missed this guy. And he is back doing what he does best, entertaining us fucked up souls
Saurabh Garg
003
10:51 am
One of the best threads ever to have mutiny. Keep up the good work Sandy
allajunaki
004
11:50 am
Snoop Daagu….
LMAO :))
allajunaki
005
3:31 pm
Re: Idea #27
Lets not forget the sukdeep
1conoclast
006
4:11 pm
allajunaki,
I think Russel Peters has immortalized Suck-Deep & Hard-Dick in Outsourced. Not easy to forget.
1conoclast
007
7:09 pm
Sandy,
YOU SHOULD submit an entry!!!
http://www.anniezaidi.com/2008/08/hurry-up-with-that-story-now.html
contentious
008
8:18 pm
Cant disagree with anything on this thread.
Super! cant stop smiling.
Ujj
009
11:57 am
aaaahh you’r hurting the fun bone..
Woke
010
5:41 pm
Loved the idea series.
You write much better without the fancy words, don’t you?