Don’t send them to jail, send them to school!

There is a restaurant somewhere in China where men still are slit eyed. They are still eating Tigers and soup, Tiger Soup while beer-bellies in India were whining about lifting bans on tiger poaching or not. Clearly the tiger population is…wait…there are matters of national importance here to discuss…

Salman Khan, do you know about this!? Paris Hilton did not crash on anyone while driving in a drunken stupor, on a suspended license, half her pea-brain thinking about a video shoot later that night and the other half thinking about another video shoot later that night. Yet of all the Yets you can think about, she accepted her jail sentence and went to Jail. Not that she is a role model to anyone I know,and that she cried and made a scene in the jail is altogether a different story.

 Salman Khan, as much as I’ve loved some of your movies,you cost the country a lot of time, money, lives if you drink and drive. You hunt endangered animals too. Why can’t you shut up and go to jail when you are asked to? Why do you become religious and ask for bail, stay orders, move courts and waste news space every day of the year. Sanjay Dutt, I don’t even want to start about.

 Go to jail, bribe and get out. That’s as legal as it can get in the United States and India.

 I call on my country men, since we make smart resolutions like let’s not buy products which our cricket players endorse, we must also not watch movies by celebrities who hunt endangered animals, hit and run and top it up by pleading innocence.

Wat say?

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19 Comments

  • vineet

    Jun
    13
    2007

    001
    5:21 am

    Valid point….. but salman did go to jail for 3 days( not supporting him as such… have been a big time fan..)… and did behave extremely well wit his jail inmates out there….
    but anyways he needs to be punished……

  • rahel

    Jun
    13
    2007

    002
    6:40 am

    typical stupid cow worshipping rehtroic from stupid monkeys.

    envy is a serious disease….get yourself some help or you will die early.

    lol

  • Angel

    Jun
    13
    2007

    003
    7:11 am

    @rahel
    You obviously dint get the Pun intended!

  • chacko

    Jun
    13
    2007

    004
    7:12 am

    @rahel, I think you have a great career opportunity in witting lyrics for hip hop artists.

  • sudeep

    Jun
    13
    2007

    005
    8:19 am

    dude get a life……salman khan is one of the best actor the bollywood has to offer so think twice before you write something understand

  • Angel

    Jun
    13
    2007

    006
    8:28 am

    @rahul
    And since when has being a good actor given people the rights to do whateva they want!

  • raven

    Jun
    13
    2007

    007
    9:29 am

    @rahel, either you are you Salman in disguise or you are a wanker to his! This was not meant to desecrate your hero or anything. If you’d ever been near to a school you’d have dismissed this post as satirical.
    read the title and get the load.
    @Vineet: you speak like you played canasta with him in Jail and he let you win. wake up!
    Due respect to Salman and his acting skills. what needs to be understood of this piece (if it was meant to make any sense) was that the way Paris/American Judiciary has set a precendent to Indian Celeb. Paris is not St.Paris and hence the title of this post.

  • S. Khan

    Jun
    13
    2007

    008
    4:05 pm

    Stop comparing salman khan to an actress/flop singer who leaked her “love making” video to get some cheap fame! get a life moron

  • woke

    Jun
    13
    2007

    009
    10:17 pm

    So all these Salman Khan fans are real. If he is one of the best actors in India like Sudeep said, God save the Indian film industry.

  • vineet

    Jun
    13
    2007

    010
    11:45 pm

    jus bcos one female called paris went to jail and came put crying u need not symapthise for her…. and its not that i was in jail…. the stmt ” he behaved well” came out from the mouth of his jail inmates…. i jus dont blame salman for what he is doing…. he is jus taking advantage of the system which is incorporated in our country…. dont compare our judiciary wit other country’s… first set the system right and then lets see who escapes from the clutches of the judiciary…

  • suraj

    Jun
    14
    2007

    011
    3:22 am

    why don’t anybody write something good on salman where he has done so many wonderful deeds to the poor and needful and i see often people write only negative about him. common people be fair to thewonderful person of the indian film industry

  • Mohammed ow

    Jun
    14
    2007

    012
    4:18 am

    yes i am aslo love salman khan very very much u know guys salman is wonderful people in india. one is his problem u know that . He is not showing what he doing for poor people u tell me. u tell me people what u do for poor people and lots of old mother’s getout him/her moms so there stay in antony charity house…………..u know charity house is salman khan charity house and he also gave that poor people very very improtant time gave them u know in indian film industry is very Busy so he also busy his shooting but he also gave his time thats why i love salman khan and always love him i am not love him he is my forout actor he is a very nice person yaaaaaaar……………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shon

    Jun
    15
    2007

    013
    4:16 am

    those who have done wrong, has to be punished. no matter if he/she is a great personality or not.
    for eg: sanjay dutt. i wonder y is he still walking around like a free bird. cmon, dont tell us that he’s hard to find !!!
    but thats politics,something which is ruining the state of india.
    this was a good article. could have had more substance. but narrated in a very simple and casual way.
    keep up the good work !!!

  • woke

    Jun
    15
    2007

    014
    10:21 am

    Mohamed ow(?),

    Sometimes I am caught between tears and irrepressible laughter. Surely Salman deserves you.

  • neelam

    Jun
    25
    2007

    015
    7:47 am

    salaamz 2 all da salman khan fanz!!!!!!!!!!
    n 4 those hu h8 him shud think 2wce b4 they ryt anyfin bout him. he is by far da bas actr we hav in da industry includin da othr khans! i agree wid mohammed dat he is not a show off, he does gud deeds in secret coz he doesn wan fame of all dis! lyk ashwarya hu used him 2 get2 where she is nw! u n media ppl shud ryt bad fingz about her not salman!!!!!!!!!
    and frm nw on nly da salman khan fans shud ryt ere, we dnt wan any salman haters!!! du we ppl?

  • amit tripathi

    Jul
    17
    2007

    016
    1:50 am

    hi salmanbhai i want 2 meet u do u know any brijesh if u know plz send mail 2 me saying yes i know im a big fan of urs

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  • Wertreusa

    Oct
    30
    2008

    019
    7:44 am

    Very interesting blog. I like to show off my true biscuit I have a nice joke for you people! :) What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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